Things to do instead of writing a paper

Read Vonnegut

Meditate (it's an option... not that I actually did it)

Skype

Clean my car. and my room. and my bathroom (I desperately don't want to write this paper)

Eat snack size Kit Kats til I get sick

Go to Jasmine's going away party

Plan my outfit for going out tonight

Drink tea

Do laundry

Discover my next painting

Shave my legs

Gargle salt water

Anything that doesn't require thinking about linguistics.